made me smile .... there is currently a player on the transfer market called Romaric Bastard.
Very juvenile of me I know, but I couldn't help myself from having just a little chuckle.

I might actually bid for him, it wouldn't hurt to have him on my team as half of my roster already seem to be useless bastards

To continue the juvenile theme, theres a guy there called Dick Combs

(i dont get out much)