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The madness of the transfer market
 
hoospack
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Posted on 2020-03-29 0:19:58
mdjseymour wrote:

Tom 1860 wrote:

So my guy ended up cost less (far less in most cases) than all of the other less talented players and going to a club not involved in those sales.



Rofl, maybe as your guy was significantly older? Try selling one of you mid twenties guys ;-)



Sure I'll test that theory....
  
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Posted on 2020-03-29 21:40:18
Quote of the year in the ads:

Seahawks for sale!

My primary team for sale

Posted by ManowarPL (Gdynia Seahawks) at 29.03.2020 17:24
  
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Posted on 2020-03-29 21:55:46
Heh. It could've been worse. At least he didn't say his "tertiary team".
  

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Posted on 2020-03-29 22:46:15
Tom 1860 wrote:

Quote of the year in the ads:

Seahawks for sale!

My primary team for sale

Posted by ManowarPL (Gdynia Seahawks) at 29.03.2020 17:24



WOW! Not even trying to hide it anymore! hahahaha. What a gem.
  
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Posted on 2020-03-30 8:15:28
Though isn't he actually meaning "I am selling my starters"?
  

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ManowarPL
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Posted on 2020-03-30 8:44:32
Don't say my first squad is weak. They won the league and regional cup a few seasons ago and are still young with high talent.
  
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Posted on 2020-03-30 8:52:47
hoospack wrote:

Tom 1860 wrote:

Quote of the year in the ads:

Seahawks for sale!

My primary team for sale

Posted by ManowarPL (Gdynia Seahawks) at 29.03.2020 17:24



WOW! Not even trying to hide it anymore! hahahaha. What a gem.



VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Quiet! quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah.
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Uhhh, gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...
VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs the same as a duck.. she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!
[whop] [creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn her!
  

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Posted on 2020-03-30 9:17:42
SrednaD wrote:

hoospack wrote:

Tom 1860 wrote:

Quote of the year in the ads:

Seahawks for sale!

My primary team for sale

Posted by ManowarPL (Gdynia Seahawks) at 29.03.2020 17:24



WOW! Not even trying to hide it anymore! hahahaha. What a gem.



VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Quiet! quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah.
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Uhhh, gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...
VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs the same as a duck.. she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!
[whop] [creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn her!



Touche!

That is why they call it "the madness of the transfer market".
haha
  
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Posted on 2020-03-30 17:06:51
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT, EH GAME.

IT HAS DECEASED. SLIPPED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL hahahahaha Hah ah hahah aha aa ha aaah a aha ha ahaa aa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHHHaaaaaaaaaadmin don't exist.
  
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Posted on 2020-03-30 17:11:48
shmertnickname wrote:

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT, EH GAME.

IT HAS DECEASED. SLIPPED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL hahahahaha Hah ah hahah aha aa ha aaah a aha ha ahaa aa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHHHaaaaaaaaaadmin don't exist.



No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
  
 
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